Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Life lessons courtesy of Tesla

On Saturday night, Max and I headed to a Tesla concert with Cari (Max's sister) and Troy (her husband). Though we knew next to nothing about the 80's band, we went with open minds and too few tattoos.



Arriving at the concert hall was like stepping into a time machine. I was surrounded by people, haircuts and outfits I didn't know still existed. I left that concert a more educated person.




I felt it my duty to share some Tesla concert wisdom:

  1. Tesla fan farts are the worst of them all.
  2. THE WORST OF THEM ALL.
  3. Like, otherworldly.
  4. Drunk people like to high five drunk people who take cell phone pictures for them.
  5. Drunk people like to high five drunk people who take cell phone pictures for their friends.
  6. Drunk people like to high five drunk people who look at them.
  7. Drunk people like to high five drunk people to their left.
  8. Drunk people like to high five drunk people to their right.
  9. Drunk lesbians are really handsy. 
  10. And bouncy.
  11. Old people can still rock.
  12. I like Tesla.
High fives and booby jiggles,
Betsy

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