Here, take a peek at what a fellow human being said about me:
"The EVIL MORMONS were EXILED to the BARREN WASTELAND of UTAH hundreds of years ago by GOOD CHRISTIAN AMERICA who saw the satanic MORMONS for what they really. were . AS MOST FLED to UTAH , many MORMONS sought refuge in the dark depths of the earth ,,closer to their real HOME & MASTER. these MORMONS became the MORLOCKS, hideous foul creatures that where known to but a few ON THE EARTHS SURFACE,, like HG WELLS who described them very clearly . NOW the MORMON PUPPET WILLARD 666 ROMNEY is poised to revenge the mormon exile , SEIZE ABSOLUTE POWER and ESTABLISH a MORMON REICH in AMERICA ; his evil ARMY the L.D.S. LEGIONS of DISCIPLES of SATAN, are already on the MARCH,the MORMON ARMY is soon to be joined by the MORLOCKS who shall ascend from the depths of the EARTH . This prophecy has been fortold to be happening now in this times by many scholars and prophets and must be stopped to save AMERICA,, from the evil MORMONS. WAKE UP CHRISTIAN AMERICA, BEFORE it is too LATE"
Rumor has it this guy is an aspiring author with a strong background in investigative research. I think he might even volunteer at the Humane Society. And boy, oh boy, am I glad he is there to remind me of my true nature. Sometimes I get these crazy ideas that I'm a normal, decent person with no plans for a demonic collaboration for world power.
In all seriousness, if you are in search of cheap entertainment, I highly suggest you read the comments following a Politico article on Mitt Romney posted last night.
Some of my favorites:
"If you conservaturd idiots want to bring up a 20 year old relationship
based on faith with Wright, then good ole' Mormon doctrine is fair game.
So I want answers to 1) the Joe Smith Pedophile questions 2) Magical
Mormon Undies 3) The seer stones and magical hat 4) The magical tablets
and 5) Let us into your temples just like you can visit a synagogue or a
catholic church anytime. If you are hiding something, it is for a
"Mormonism is a cult not a religion"