When you get right down to it, just about any given facebook status could fit into one or more of the following ten categories:
Don't get me wrong, I actually pity these people. The first for not realizing how much this status annoys me (and the other 346 people who unknowingly fell upon it) and the second because tuna fish is sick-nasty.
I wasted 3/4 of a second of my life reading this. Thank you.
I'm not sure I have words for this.
I love bashing people too!
Don't worry, I don't know what you're trying to say to your ex-boyfriend who apparently broke up with you for another girl last week. It's your little secret. ;)
8. "The-drunker-it-sounds-like-I'm-going-to-get,- the-more-people-will-like-me"
These are hit and miss for me. I know a lot of people who can pull these off; for example, the one above came from a good friend of mine. His statuses always interest me. Now for the twelve of you constantly reminding me to "never give up," thank you. Ever the insightful one.
I don't care unless you're going to talk about Shia LaBeouf. In which case, I will fight you.